I am an optimistic pessimist.
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
When a wise man argues with a woman, he says nothing!
There is only one way to be happily married & when I find that, I shall get married!
Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments.
Every man becomes a Freedom Fighter, immediately after marriage.
Democracy is voting for the candidate you dislike the least.
The height of injustice is having to pay for justice.
As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
When I gave her the ring, she gave me the finger!