Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Death is all in the mind. Once you're dead you forget all about it.
Doing nothing is the hardest work of all. No breaks, no days off.
My wife found a way to save her money: she spends mine.
My wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of me.
Better to create happiness than to pursue happiness.
Don't diet, download a virus to remove the FAT.
Taxation is little more than legalized extortion.
Each day is a drive through history.
Many of us have excellent aim in life, but no ammunition.