The soundest argument makes the least noise!
Democracy: three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
I sink, therefore I swam.
Old quarters -backs never retire. They just pass away!
Candle-makers only work on wickends.
Procrastination is a for-later word.
Soft drink laws always fizzle and fall flat.
Having a cat means never crying over spilled milk.
Ideas are great provided they don't degenerate into work!
The more you say, the less people remember!