Why it's "raining cats and dogs? It should rather be reindeer!
It's impossible to put down a book about anti-gravity.
I relish the fact that you've Mustard the strength to Ketchup to me!
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me!
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
This statement is false!
You can't have everything; where would you put it?
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes!
I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania!