It is important to stay cool, but be sure to not get frostbite.
A bore is a man who, when asked how he is, tells you.
I've got my own lie detector at home. I call her 'honey'.
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool.
A man once claimed nothing was true; but he was lying.
A joke never gains an enemy, but often loses a friend.
Reputation is another kind of prison
The fart is nature's contribution to humor.
History teaches us about the future.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.