A girl can be poor in history but great on dates!
A man should live forever, or die trying.
A man's a man all his life, a woman's sexy until she's your wife.
God speaks to us in hunches
Most men don't know how to act around cleavage.
Life is full of undocumented features!
Exceptions always outnumber rules.
A one track mind often has a derailed train of thought.
My accountant says that my balances are outstanding!
Life is a math class: solve one problem, get another.