Men should be able to pee on the street like the dogs they are.
Who cares if I'm suffering from apathy.
You can't fire me. Slaves have to be sold.
Anger is one letter short of danger.
Sex is like credit - some get it, some don't.
Youth looks ahead, old age looks back and middle age looks tired.
I look forward to living in the present moment.
Not making up your mind is a big decision.
Sometimes I wish life had subtitles!
The Christmas spirit is not what you drink.