Ability is a gud thing but stability is even better.
Being popular is important, otherwise people might not like U.
It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
Women aren't that bad, but wives...!
The man who says he's boss at home is lying, single or just plain stupid.
If I wanted to hear from an ass, I would fart.
You simply must stop taking other people's advice.
Your lucky number is 6478389077163. Watch for it everywhere.
Crime does not pay as well as politics.
I'm a killer, I kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!