We do precision guesswork.
Have a nice day... somewhere else
A good scare is worth more than good advice.
I've never had premonitions, but I think one day I might.
Most people like hard work. Particularly when they are paying for it.
Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.
Political language is designed to make lies sound useful and murder respectable.
Coffee, chocolate, men... some things are just better rich.
I just got the bill for my surgery. Now I know why those doctors were wearing masks.
Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have.