The govt is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding govt.
The trouble with being the boss is that there's no satisfaction in stealing office supplies.
Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents; maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation.
Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
My boyfriend told me he loved me for my mind. I've never been so insulted in my life
To avoid duplication, make three copies.
Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.