In my marriage, "We need to talk" means, "You need to listen."
If you lost your left arm, your right arm would be left.
My reflexes were so bad that I was hit by a parked car.
Whenever a man seeks your advice he generally seeks your praise.
A perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else
Children will soon forget your presents. They will always remember your presence
Sterility is not hereditary
Originality is the art of concealing your sources
Marriage is give & take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway
Life is full of obstacle illusions