To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved
If you are not ready to die, then the angels coming to guide you home may seem as demons coming to drag you to Hell.
We've made great medical progress in the last generation. What used to be merely an itch is now an allergy.
A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.
I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself, unless, of course, I want to stay employed.
Perseverance is not a long race, it is many short races one after another.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
Life sucks, but Death swallows!
Faithful husbands will go straight to the heaven because they've already gone through hell
I am not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you