A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself
Volcano is a mountain with hiccups
I like my job! It's the work I hate !!
Trespassers'll be shot. Survivors'll be shot again!
Avoid mailmen. They're carriers!
A somebody was once a nobody who wanted to and did.
There is a guaranteed way to get what you want... want less
All men are different, but husbands are all alike
Teaching is the greatest act of optimism.
If money won't make you happy, you won't like poverty either.