Life is a do-it-yourself project.
Life isn't always fair but it shouldn't cheat THAT much.
Discoveries are made by not following instructions.
The only thing lazy people do fast is get tired
There are moments when everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last.
Never question your wife's judgement, look whom she married
I've got to sit down and work out where I stand
I'm having a deja vu experience, just like last time.
Economists are people who think the poor need them to tell them that they are poor
Sure, I want a woman in my life. Just not in my house