Alcohol: The anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
I'm a miracle worker. It's a miracle if I work
An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
Holidays make you feel good enough to return to work. And so poor that you're forced to
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work
A narrow mind has a broad tongue
Two very rich people got divorced, and their lawyers lived happily ever after
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said, After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it
Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone.