A telephone pole never hits an automobile except in self-defense.
A word of advice: Don't give it!
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out.
Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
How many bulbs are required to change people?
Never answer an anonymous letter.
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.