It is better to give than to lend; and it costs about the same.
Some people are wise, some are otherwise.
Handicapped Golfer: A man who plays golf with his wife!
Children brighten up a home: They always forget to turn out the lights.
If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
After winning an argument with his wife, what should a husband can do to maintain better relations?
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Say 'Sorry'!
Failure takes the path of least persistence.
I don't have a big ego, I'm way too cool for that!
You should go and see my doctor - you won't live to regret it!