If speed scares you, try Windows!
The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
All men are different, but husbands are all alike.
Life sucks but death swallows.
Don't believe everything you think.
Old programmers never die, they just lose their memory!
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
If I had any humility, I'd be perfect.
Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.