When I finally got my head together, my body fell apart.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
Money is the root of all wealth.
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come there're so many dead rabbits on roads!
A fool and his money are my best friends.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
Alcohol is the cause of problems to some; and the solution to others.