Don't take life seriously, until you're sick.
Did you hear about the man who bought a plate with four corners so he could enjoy a square meal?
The road to success is... always under construction.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
Love is the delusion that one girl differs from another.
Some fellows believe in dreams until they marry one.
Men who only think of having ball will turn up at a wrong ball game.
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
Dyslexia means never having to say that you're YRROS!
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.