Velcro is sure a rip-off!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.
If moths like light so much, why don't they just come out during the day?
If the dog puts on weight, it means the owner is lazy.
I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.
Why do people take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest?