When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips!
When we first met, she and I were the same age.
Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
I believe that dust protects furniture.
One should not overdo gluttony.
I don't have a big ego, I'm way too cool for that.
I've got a friend named Jay. We call him J for short.