Practice safe eating... always use condiments.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.
Abandon the search for truth; settle for a good fantasy!
I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all. So, tell me why should it be true, that I get a kick out of you?
Men in a singles bar have one thing in common... they're all married.
Arguments have two sides, but no end.
Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one!