A speech is like a bicycle wheel - the longer the spoke, the greater the tire!
Luck always seems to be against the person who depends on it.
Microsoft is to software what McDonald's is to gourmet cooking.
Speaking your mind ISN'T the same thing as using it!
Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.
A handkerchief should be called 'Cold' storage.
Migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.
Undertakers are nice - they're the last to let people down.
Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you money.
If it weren't for Venetian blinds it would be curtains for everyone.