Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
If all is not lost, where is it?
A thousand words are worth a picture... and they load faster, too.
Never buy a Rolex from someone who is out of breath.
If you need a helping hand, look at the end of your arm.
Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole.
Therapy is expensive, bubble wrap is cheap... you choose.
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
It was all so different before everything changed.
A lot of people say I'm egocentric, but enough about them.