When nothing goes right, roll up and pass it to the left.
I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
Heredity: a biological process that fails to explain why you are so dead lazy while your parents are hardworking!
The people we least relate to are called relatives.
A protein shake is a Milky Whey.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with something bigger and heavier.
Confidence is the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.
Those who say they sleep like a baby, haven't got one.
If smoking is so bad, why do we cure dead meat with it!
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.