There are two kinds of fishermen: those who fish for sport and those who catch something!
If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
If a pet dog puts on weight, it means the owner is lazy.
Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?
Anyone who isn't paranoid simply isn't paying attention.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
How fast do hotcakes sell?
An antique is an object that has made a trip to the attic and back.
Nothing's more expensive than a woman who is free on the weekend.
The lollipop industry is making suckers of us all.