You don't get to choose how you're going to die... only how you're going to live.
If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong, you are all right.
Success comes in cans... Failure comes in can'ts.
Worry often gives a small thing a large shadow.
Never trust a doctor whose office plants have all died.
A golf course is a site to be holed!
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
I tried sniffing Coke once, and the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
You can't change a man... unless he's in diapers!
Hindsight shows you how a mistake looks from the rear.