Always listen to people when they are mad because that is when the real truth comes out!
A miss in the car is worth two in the engine.
If two people invest in a boat, is it a partner-ship?
At 65, you begin to regret the sins you did not commit.
The main trouble with mental notes is the ink fades so fast.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at Maths!
Men are like fast food... they never look as good in real life as they do on TV!
Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
Hospitals are the only place where the word 'Positive' means bad news!