I don't eat snails... I prefer FAST food!
You can't be late until you show up.
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
I may have my faults; but being wrong isn't one of them.
When you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
Ulcers aren't the result of what you eat. You get ulcers from what's eating you.
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.
The fear of death keeps us from living, not from dying.
The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.