The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.
Man with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion.
Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in huge bills.
Does Ke$ha go by K€sha in Europe!
Most rules of thumb suck.
Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.
Good news rarely comes in a brown envelope.
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces!