Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others, the rest of us have to be the others!
Taller people sleep longer in bed.
If my nose were 12 inches long, would it be a foot?
Drugs may lead you nowhere, but they provide a scenic route!
Climate is what you expect; weather is what you get.
The road to success... is always under construction!
Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
No man ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things.
A person who confuses food processor with word processor ends up mincing words.