If a person is cross-eyed as well as dyslexic, can he see perfectly?

When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time.
Did you hear about the optimist who drowned in a bath half full?
Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.

PRAYER is a state of mind, where an amazing exchange happens! We hand over our worries to God and He hands over His blessings to us!

When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself, another piece of cake.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
The economy is so bad that a picture is now worth only 200 words.

I said NO to drugs, but they wouldn't listen!