If a person is cross-eyed as well as dyslexic, can he see perfectly?
When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.
A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time.
Did you hear about the optimist who drowned in a bath half full?
Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.
PRAYER is a state of mind, where an amazing exchange happens! We hand over our worries to God and He hands over His blessings to us!
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself, another piece of cake.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
The economy is so bad that a picture is now worth only 200 words.
I said NO to drugs, but they wouldn't listen!