It's not the bullet that kills you, It's the hole!
Cocaine is never a solution. Unless, of course, you dissolve it in water.
You know you're drunk when you feel sophisticated but can't pronounce it.
I'm 500 per cent against inflation.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.
Keep the dream alive: hit the snooze button.
If tennis players get tennis elbow and squash players get squash knees, do gynaecologists get tunnel vision?
Alimony is what a woman charges for name-dropping.
Never stand between a dog and a hydrant.