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Chocolate helps everything except obesity.

Half-drunk is a waste of money.

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Man who drive like hell bound to get there!

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With great power comes huge electricity bill!

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When it doesn't feel Right, go LEFT!

A pessimist is a person who mourns the future.

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Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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Having one child makes you a parent;
Having two you are a referee.

My spell czech is still broken.

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Her teeth have so many cavities, she talks with an echo.

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