
Chocolate helps everything except obesity.
Half-drunk is a waste of money.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there!

With great power comes huge electricity bill!

When it doesn't feel Right, go LEFT!
A pessimist is a person who mourns the future.

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

Having one child makes you a parent;
Having two you are a referee.
My spell czech is still broken.

Her teeth have so many cavities, she talks with an echo.