Reincarnation is making a comeback!
Few things are more expensive than a girl who is free for the evening.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!

I'm not a hard drinker- I actually find it very easy.

Never buy a car you can't push.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
My wife's parking is unparalleled.

Never piss off someone with more spare time than you!

Why is that a nose runs and feet smell?
If sleep is so important then why do schools start so early?