Reincarnation is making a comeback!
Few things are more expensive than a girl who is free for the evening.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!
I'm not a hard drinker- I actually find it very easy.
Never buy a car you can't push.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
My wife's parking is unparalleled.
Never piss off someone with more spare time than you!
Why is that a nose runs and feet smell?
If sleep is so important then why do schools start so early?