The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs!
Moonlighting - The sun's other job!
In Japan, balanced Diet means a hung parliament.
If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?
My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Philanthropist - One who returns to the people publicly a small percentage of the wealth he steals from them privately.
What does one plant to grow seedless watermelon?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drawn too?