Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
I never finish anyth
I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR.
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
Do computers files get embarrassed when they're unzipped?
A husband who gets his breakfast in bed... is in hospital!
What's Checkmate?
You tell your wife that you saw a lady who looked exactly like you. And when the wife asks, "Was she hot?"
You can't say YES and you can't even say NO!
That's checkmate!
He who hesitates is probably right.
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.