Narad Ji's words of wisdom to all married people:
If your spouse sends you romantic messages, don't be happy. Instead try to find out as to who is sending those messages to your spouse!
Some biknis are smaller than their price tag.
I went into the changing room several times, but it was still the same.
The chief stealer of T-shirts in order of size is still at large!
Be careful - the toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow!
The more attractive you are, the more awkward I am.
Six munts ago, I cudn't even spel executiv. Now I am butter.
Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.
Plastic Surgeons are judged by the face value.
Multitasking - Reading in the bathroom.