So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute?
Matrimony - A knot tied by a preacher, untied by a lawyer.
A girl in a swimsuit wears nothing to speak of, but plenty to talk about.
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
I never argue, I just explain why I'm right.
The cigarette does the smoking, you are just the sucker.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in...
I don't sweat. That's just my fat crying.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.