You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
An auctioneer has no friends, only nodding acquaintances.
Practise safe eating: use condiments.
A day without sunshine is like... night!
I went to our local bookshop to buy a book about conspiracies. There were none there. Coincidence?
If I had a rapper name, it would be Lay-Z!
Bad politicians are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Fitness is fighting a losing battle.
What you say is always more important than how you say it, except when you're swearing.
If moths are attracted to bright lights, how come they sleep during the day?