By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me.

Beauty comes from within - within jars, tubes and bottles!

Drive carefully - It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

You're never alone with schizophrenia.

The best way to get a wife to argue with you, is to say something.

One who lacks the courage to start has already finished.

A clean tie will attract the soup of the day.

The more attractive you are, the more awkward I am!

Patience with family is love;
Patience with others is respect;
Patience with self is confidence;
And patience with god is faith!
The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.