First impressions are often lasting - especially if they're made by a car bumper.
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.
The world's full of apathy, but so what?
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Dehydration is liquidity crisis.
I used to leave sentences unfinished but now I
When two egotists meet, it'a an I for an I.