Today good taste at the movies is only in the popcorn.
Infatuation is the last of childhood diseases.
A foot in the door is worth two on the desk.
When some people pay a compliment they expect a receipt.
If you're going nowhere, at least you know your destination.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
I've just replaced my shoelaces with earphones. Now they tie themselves.
At today's prices, the entire supermarket is a gourmet section.
First a politician talks through his hat - then he throws it in the ring.
A moron always has other morons who think he's clever.