The difference between a husband and a lover is day and night.

The best hands to depend on are the ones at the end of your rolled-up sleeves.

If someone conducts himself well, then can he be declared as good Conductor!

First, a politician talks through his hat - then he throws it in the ring.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationary.

Lawyers have feelings, too. Allegedly!

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Drugs don't ruin your career. Drugs tests do.

I can hear music coming from my printer. I think the paper's jamming again.

There's a shortage of truth because we're running out of it.

By the time you learn to play life's game, you're too old to make the team.

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