Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen!
God must love stupid people. He made so many of them!
Character is defined by what you drink. Reputation is defined by how much you drink.
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man.
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
Never force yourself to have a space in anyone's life because if they really know your worth, they'll surely create one for you.
Getting carried away can get you married away!
Always use tasteful words - you may have to eat them.
Beer: It's not just for breakfast any more.
Everyone is beautiful if you squint a little.