A beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge.
Sometimes a woman's best beauty aid is a short-sighted man.
Rehab is for quitters.
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.
Love at first site - Romance on the internet!
Lean on your family tree and you'll never get out of the woods.
Probably 98% of human history would have never happened if showing off for girls wasn't a thing.
Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last that long.
Unlike us, the Earth is pretty grounded.
I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.