I say NO to alcohol, but it just doesn't listen!
Did you hear about the army pastry chef two desserted?
Up until recently I was dating a girl with a wooden leg, but I broke it off!
Men also have feelings... for example even they can feel hungry!
To be successful, you need friends, To be very successful, you need enemies.
I love sleeping mainly because my life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake.
To stay in love all the time, keep changing your love interest!
Wives are so much more attractive when they don't have an opinion.
Don't trust stairs... they're always up to something!
When we first met,she and I were the same age.