Do sheep count people when they go to sleep?
Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.
Women begin by resisting a man's advances and end by blocking his retreat.
Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
Whatever you do, always give 100 per cent - unless you're donating blood.
As cold water and warm iron take away the wrinkles of clothes;
Similarly, a cool mind and a warm heart take out the worries of life!
A bachelor is a man who can never make the same mistake twice.
The best way to keep your word is not to give it!
Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
If you lend someone Rs 500, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.