Ideas are like children, our own are wonderful!
Is knowing that you don't understand Women is understanding Women!
Practice makes the man perfect, what about woman?
Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it.
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and announce your name?
Don't get into a pissing contest with a skunk.
Sarcasm is humour with an attitude.
Never hit a man with glasses - hit him with a baseball bat.
Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
Sometimes the things one says 'sarcastically' are what one really is feeling deep down.